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Brown Sugar Caiprioska with Red Grapes & Thai Basil
Brown Sugar Caiprioska with Red Grapes & Thai Basil

“The sun, with all those planets revolving around it, and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do.” -The one and only Galileo Galilei, noted 16th century Italian heliocentrist and father of modern physics

Blood Orange Vodka Martini
Blood Orange Vodka Martini

“I think she’s the saddest girl ever to hold a martini.” -The stunningly beautiful Penélope Cruz as professional dancer & dream-woman Sofía Serrano in the 2001 Cameron Crowe film Vanilla Sky

Fizzy Rosemary Apple Smash
Fizzy Rosemary Apple Smash

“Easy! Massage the scalp. You’re washing a baby’s hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk.” -Stewie Griffin, oddly old-and-British, mother-loathing diobolical baby on Seth MacFarlane’s enduring animated television show Family Guy

Classic Tom Collins
Classic Tom Collins

“Uh yeah, I’ll have a Tom Collins.” -Charmingly-schnozzed American actor Owen Wilson as Dignan in Wes Anderson’s 1996 breakout film, Bottle Rocket

Cilantro-Infused Gin Martini with Lime
Cilantro-Infused Gin Martini with Lime

“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming: GERONIMO!” -Hunter S. Thompson, American writer, weirdo, & all-around style all-star


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