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Snacks
Spanakopita
Spanakopita

“Eat your spinach, you no good infink. Eat it. EAT IT. Eat it.” -Poopdeck Pappy, Popeye’s spitting image and reluctant, foul-mouthed father

Chocolate-Drizzled Pecan Bourbon Shortbread Squares
Chocolate-Drizzled Pecan Bourbon Shortbread Squares

“It can laugh all it wants. The galaxy’s not getting any of our bourbon.” -Commander Charles “Trip” Tucker III (played by actor Connor Trinneer), the Enterprise’s chief engineer on the failed UPN series Star Trek: Enterprise

Black Pepper Beef Jerky
Black Pepper Beef Jerky

“I like beef jerky and the comedy stylings of Gallagher.” -Orson Welles-esque The Brain (of Pinky & The Brain fame), determined to pass for a country singer in yet another world domination plot

Thin-Crust Pizza with Fresh Figs, Goat Cheese, and Arugula
Thin-Crust Pizza with Fresh Figs, Goat Cheese, and Arugula

“Aaah, a marriage made in heaven. A frog and a pig. We can have bouncing baby figs.” -The Muppet Show’s wind-up Robot Kermit, who, unlike real Kermit, openly showed his affection for Miss Piggy

Crostini with Grilled Radish, Anchovy Compound Butter, & Micro Greens
Crostini with Grilled Radish, Anchovy Compound Butter, & Micro Greens

“I know I’m an acquired taste – I’m anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little things.” -Tori Amos, American pianist, singer, composer, lyrical master, and fellow redhead

Ripe Banana & Toasted Walnut Yogurt Loaf
Ripe Banana & Toasted Walnut Yogurt Loaf

“Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.” -Groucho Marx, be-moustached, be-spectacled American comedian & vaudevillian

Homemade Cherry, Raisin, & Nut Granola
Homemade Cherry, Raisin, & Nut Granola

“We’re developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals & automobiles, but won’t be able to think.” -Rod Serling, American creator/narrator of the incomparable television series The Twilight Zone

Kale Chips
Kale Chips

“I like to pick my own vegetables.” -Shelley Duvall, iconic & quirky American actress, and creator of one of my favorite childhood Betamax rentals, Shelley Duvall’s Faerie Tale Theater

Popcorn with Rosemary, Sea Salt, and Lemon Butter
Popcorn with Rosemary, Sea Salt, and Lemon Butter

“If my life were a movie, this is where I would go out for popcorn.” -Charles Schultz, American cartoonist and creator of the Peanuts gang


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