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Posts Tagged ‘Chive’
Spanakopita
Spanakopita

“Eat your spinach, you no good infink. Eat it. EAT IT. Eat it.” -Poopdeck Pappy, Popeye’s spitting image and reluctant, foul-mouthed father

Chinese-Style Ground Pork Dumplings with Soy-Based Dipping Sauce
Chinese-Style Ground Pork Dumplings with Soy-Based Dipping Sauce

“What do you do when the lights are too bright? You dim sum.” -My awesome Daddy, American architect, food/wine nerd, and frequent deliverer of terrible, eye-roll-inducing jokes like this one

Chicken Salad Sandwiches with Red Grapes, Toasted Nuts, and Garden Herbs
Chicken Salad Sandwiches with Red Grapes, Toasted Nuts, and Garden Herbs

“I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.” -Lyndon B. Johnson, 36th American president and consistent deliverer of badass one-liners

Crostini with Grilled Radish, Anchovy Compound Butter, & Micro Greens
Crostini with Grilled Radish, Anchovy Compound Butter, & Micro Greens

“I know I’m an acquired taste – I’m anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little things.” -Tori Amos, American pianist, singer, composer, lyrical master, and fellow redhead

Herb-Baked Eggs with Creamy Sorrel Sauce
Herb-Baked Eggs with Creamy Sorrel Sauce

“Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals.” -George Orwell, brilliant English dystopian writer and socio-political critic

Wild Sea Bass Ceviche with Avocado, Purple Potatoes, & Fried Plantains
Wild Sea Bass Ceviche with Avocado, Purple Potatoes, & Fried Plantains

“It is almost as if happiness is an acquired taste, like coconut cordial or ceviche, to which you can eventually become accustomed, but despair is something surprising each time you encounter it.” -Lemony Snicket, pseudonym and alter-ego of American children’s writer Daniel Handler

Spiced Braised Lamb Shank with CousCous
Spiced Braised Lamb Shank with CousCous

“On my fifth trip to France I limited myself to the words and phrases that people actually use….Things began to come together, and I went from speaking like an evil baby to speaking like a hillbilly. “Is thems the thoughts of cows?” I’d ask the butcher, pointing to the calves’ brains displayed in the front window. “I want me some lamb chop with handles on ‘em.” -David Sedaris, American story-teller and frequent NPR contributor, in his year 2000 essay collection Me Talk Pretty One Day

Home-Cured Gravlax
Home-Cured Gravlax

“You piss me off you Salmon…..You’re too expensive in restaurants.” -Eddie Izzard, incredible British comedian, actor, and occasional transvestite

Ginger-Spiced Parsnip and Pear Soup with Chive Cream
Ginger-Spiced Parsnip and Pear Soup with Chive Cream

“Nobody loves me, nobody cares. Nobody picks me peaches and pears.” -Shel Silverstein, American writer, poet, and composer


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